January 2012
"Paqueté off my ass" is now my new favorite...
Pity I’ll likely never get to use it since I don’t drink
I won the dancing like Shakira contest
But now I am collapsed and can barely breathe
Dancing is haaaaard woooork *lazy grin*
December 2011
comebaaack:
bloodonmytypewriterkeys:
comebaaack:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
LOL
Or the other way around?
“Today I will fuck a mouth”
I feel like option two is more likely, but I can also see someone thinking “this penis is far too dry to be going anywhere near my bits, how can I make it less dry? aha!” leading...
Eeeeeeeee
My Michif dictionary arrived today :D
How teens and adults text
aphobicsteve:
light-on-my-heaart:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
My mother……..
Haha, so true. There is genuine text lingo that teenagers use, but it is...
200,000 words.
That’s novel-length. The length of a novel. Of fanfiction. AU fanfiction. Hockey AU fanfiction.
I cannot believe I spent the whole day reading this. And that I enjoyed it.
tuuli:
goldenheartedrose:
agumegaru123:
aspergrrrrl:
Do all people with autism/asperger’s hand flap?
I think all autistics stim one way or another, maybe not hand flapping though.
Stim, yes, but not all hand flap. I don’t hand flap often, mostly only with my kids. I do rub my hands together, rock, twirl my hair, um, those are my main ones.
I do a lot of different things but very few...
“I always thought that what Russell T. Davies did in Doctor Who was extremely...”
– Mark Gatiss, on gay representation on television (via adoringuncertainty)
How are you always right and uiol,mnfghjkB WHY
(via platonicteamugs)
Can we please have a show with a nonchalantly queer detective as the main character? Please?
Achievements Abound for Native American Languages... →
nakkyy:
Even though statistics say Native American languages are endangered and the U.S. Census says there are less than half a million speakers of Native languages in the country, there were a number of advancements in language revitalization and preservation throughout the year, a sampling of those are noted here:
Ojibwe
Thanks to Shared Vision and the Ojibwe Language Project dual language...
“when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...”
– god bless drag queens (via didyouhearmekitten)
This is my favourite story about anything ever. Seriously. So much love.
(via fuckyeahsexeducation)
Forever reblog
(via sassyandscandalous)
I’ve read this anecdote bunch of times before but it suddenly occurs to me that I would really like a...
Today we remember the Lakota men, women, and...
Things you should not say to people you do not...
“When you get married someday…”
Greatest part was the fact that my whole family was sitting there and they all know I am trans and asexual. The silence that followed was one of the most awkward I have experienced.
Sigh. I wish I was a more rude person sometimes.
balletchick:
Laconic (‘fic by Bittergrapes): both a story and a great description of wordlesness bittergrapes:
soilrockslove:
street-howitzer:
soilrockslove:
There are days when the words just don’t come, when they are extinct. Every word he has ever wanted to snatch out from the ether has been ripped from the dictionary, and those that remain do not fit right in his mouth, as...
Went to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie. Dear...
bigmamag:
I was able to stifle my squee pretty well in the theater, though it helped that I started getting frustrated. This movie was so gay that it actually annoyed me that Holmes and Watson just don’t make out already. Though, even if Mary served little purpose except to be a beard and as a device to let the writers get away with the most homoerotic shit they can think of, I will happily...
polygl0t asked: When I was in elementary school we had to do those 1 minute math quizzes. I did addition okay. But then came subtraction. I spent most of 3rd and 4th grade on those damn subtraction tests while all the other kids finished them and moved on to multiplication and then division. I've never been diagnosed with autism but I know, kinda, how you feel. (Also, 5 and 7 do kind of totally suck)
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"Ha, ha."
I didn’t grow up with an autism diagnosis, but I did grow up with autism. When I realized that “normal people” didn’t have problems tying their shoes and reading clocks and adding up single-digit number or remembering what they’re ordering at McDonalds, I felt there were two things I could do: I could try to hide it and feel broken, or I could accept it and make an...
Indigenous spirituality is not the same as western...
srsly.
My sister and I were complaining about the pains...
Me: That's why I like cutting wrapping paper, you can just slide through the paper and you don't have to keep scissoring.
My straight sister: "Scissoring," is that even a word?
Me: ......................
Sister: I've never heard it before. Sounds funny. Scissoring. Haha, scissoring.
My brain: please stop talking mom is sitting right there o_o
White folks, watch and be amazed!
zorascreation:
Black folks can speak AAVE AND American English. Just because we may speak standard American English does not mean that this makes us “so eloquent” and “intelligent!”. If I had a dollar for every time some White person told a Black person that, I’d buy out HARPO, Skywalker Ranch, Lucasfilm, Magic Johnson Cinemas, Epcot, Lionsgate and then some.
White people are always so offput...
Anonymous asked: What does being asexual mean to you?
WOOHOO!
My name change has gone through in the school records! Now I don’t have to look at my birth name when I log in anymore :DDDDDD
I will have the right name on the class list when I go back to school! Hurrah!
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Ni-wii-nipan shaenmaak. Bon sweyr.
Good night.
In Michif. Because I can. Muthafuckas.
My brain feels slightly melted. I had to look up brain in Michif, it’s sarvel. Mon sarvel kii-tihkitew. Blaarg.
Anyways. Sleepytime. Now. Ishpayin. Miina ka-wapamitinawaw.
polygl0t asked: WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? WHY AM I STILL AWAKE? I JUST SAW WAR HORSE. WORLD WAR I MAKES ME CRY LIKE A BABY. LIKE A BABY, KAI. I AM USING CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EMOTIONS. this has been an ask post.
Anatomy of an Autistic →
bittergrapes:
READ. THIS.
This is very interesting.
Went and saw SH: A Game of Shadows then I came...
alas-mypetticoats:
and have spent the past three hours coming up with a potentially plausible name for a Mozarabian Salazar Slytherin, most time of which was spent attempting to produce an Arabic translation of ‘Serpent-tongue’ (the best I came up with is AfAa Lisaan - double ‘aa’ represents alif and the random capital A in afAa represents some sort of taa marbutaa thing which I’m not sure if it...
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Aha! I found another "practically text subtext"...
Hard Core Logo!
Which was very good, but the ending fucked me up. (I’m autistic, I look up the endings to every film I watch or I become too upset about the suspense; I didn’t do that for this film and…uh, well, the ending is a bit of a shock.)
But yeah. It’s good! You should watch it! The queerness dances around the edges of subtext and text in an interesting way. But if...
Time. Time. Time.: A nice thing happened today. I... →
bindingaffinity:
sofriel:
A nice thing happened today. I went to get a refill on my medication, and even though I’ve changed my name legally I hadn’t updated the pharmacy yet (actually, I did that today too). So what we had done a while ago was had them put it in their system as “[Last name], [birth name] (Kai)”. The nice…
:) Glad to hear you had a good experience there. I assume the legal...
A nice thing happened today. I went to get a refill on my medication, and even though I’ve changed my name legally I hadn’t updated the pharmacy yet (actually, I did that today too). So what we had done a while ago was had them put it in their system as “[Last name], [birth name] (Kai)”. The nice thing was that when I paid for it, the person checking me out called me Kai....
stop smiling: Fuck Edward Curtis. →
ndnsurgency:
ayiman:
niibish-tart:
ayiman:
It bugs the hell out of me that someone will cite pictures as accurate examples without realizing that M. Curtis plied those subjects with a bottle of firewater before getting them to shave, put on a wig and done some kind of feathered headgear from his tickle trunk or whatever else.
Like his pictures of sun dance re-enactments are used by...
“The ethnocentric idea that the white woman (or man) is the norm- measure of all...”
– Oyeronke Oyewumi (via esprit-follet) (via knowledgeisthewing) (via fuckyeahethnicwomen) (via thesavagesalad) (via bahyungbug) (via jinglebingus) (via ladypieces) (via queerandpresentdanger) (via zorawitch) (via velocicrafter) (via notyourkinddear) (via sanaa-tamir)
“If you removed every stolen item from a museum, you’d be left with an...”
– More quotes from Atlantis…jeez, this film is startlingly self-aware.