February 2011
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
mybeautifulparanoiax:
awesome.
I’m not gonna actually link the pictures, but whoa. That’s freaky but cool. It’s like looking at my blog all together on google images, but then it starts to change to stuff that’s not actually on my blog but definitely could be. AHHHH GOOGLE KNOWS MY BRAIN THEIR MINDCONTROL MISSION HAS BEGUN
Ramblings.: Having guy friends: no drama, no... →
kesamama:
sofriel:
ieatstickersallthetimedude-:
I used to say shit like this all the time but it’s actually not cool at all.
“Oh my god I’m just like one of the guys. I have the brain of a man because I’m so original, guys are just easier to get on with and girls cause drama.”
Actually, no.
When you become…
Back when my classmates and I were verging on puberty, there was a major...
Ramblings.: Having guy friends: no drama, no... →
ieatstickersallthetimedude-:
I used to say shit like this all the time but it’s actually not cool at all.
“Oh my god I’m just like one of the guys. I have the brain of a man because I’m so original, guys are just easier to get on with and girls cause drama.”
Actually, no.
When you become…
Back when my classmates and I were verging on puberty, there was a major outbreak of...
It's a lovely thing
To open my inbox and see that people are having thoughtful discussions sparked by my angry rage post ^_^
January 2011
The next person who tells me that "trans" sans...
OH LOOKY HERE, IT SEEMS TO BE A PERSON WHO IS NOT MTF OR FTM AND IDENTIFIES AS TRANS. WHODA THUNK?
*seethes*
when parents ask you ...
kesamama:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
CRYING
I always make people tell me if they got home safely when we’re out late …
“no i died like four times”
Jack Harkness’s parents had long ago given up on teaching the lad proper road safety.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
And do your schoolwork too,
For if you put it...
– “To the Students, to Make Much of Time,” by me. Last year we were assigned to write a Herrick pastiche, and at the time I was very, very behind on schoolwork >_< Reminds me of the sort of thing that book Hermione gave Harry to make him do his work would say.
Watching 10 O'Clock Live.
Look, if you’re gonna make a bad rip off the Daily Show, at least get the words right. It’s CATASTROFUCK, not “fucktastrophe.”
Jeffersonians expose Hamilton's sexual liaison.
krzcowzgomoo:
The awkward moment when you misread that as ‘Jefferson and Hamilton’s sexual liaison’ and suddenly get really interested in U.S. History for about five seconds…
I HAVE SHIPPED IT SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE.
*cough* >_>
Learning to Live it: The Thing Is . . . →
kesamama:
sofriel:
kesamama:
I think when most people can’t sleep it’s because they have something on their mind. Well, even if that’s not true (a highly likely thing since it is 5AM) my point is that most people get tired when they don’t sleep. After a certain point, I lose all concept of tired but this only works on nights…
I recently read an article about how you can retrain your body...
Learning to Live it: The Thing Is . . . →
kesamama:
I think when most people can’t sleep it’s because they have something on their mind. Well, even if that’s not true (a highly likely thing since it is 5AM) my point is that most people get tired when they don’t sleep. After a certain point, I lose all concept of tired but this only works on nights…
I recently read an article about how you can retrain your body to get all the REM...
Just reread the poetry I had to write for school...
Ugh that shit is nasty. Out of 15 poems, there was only one I thought was pretty decent. Actually, I was kinda surprised my younger self managed to think of the analogy I used in it (not that it’s particularly deep). Although to be fair, I remember thinking most of it was pretty bad even when I wrote it.
This "Trans Love Week" thing...
I adore the idea of it, but I don’t know if I, personally, can actually stand up and say “I love being trans” and have it be a truthful statement. I just don’t know right now. So much pain.
In related news, it seems that my Psych class’s day for discussing gender is February 14th. This shall be interesting!
kesamama asked: Are you home alright? D8
I Need to Figure Out How to Write a Letter to a...
kesamama:
Because this is absolutely ridiculous! I know Feingold wouldn’t have stood for it.
What about? Oh god, I just realised that I can no longer count on my congressperson to vote the way I want him to on shit.
BUT WE ARE VOTERS SO OUR OPINIONS ~MATTER~ NOW RIGHT KESA :D
To the people who actually use the right pronouns...
artificiallyflavourednightmares:
And to everyone who constantly uses the wrong pronouns:
Our Ambiguity
genderqueer:
transpride:
one. He wears cargos and goes barefoot, even though it’s only March. He asks his sister to shape his eyebrows (she’s better at it), and hums to himself while he smudges on eyeliner. His nail polish is chipped but he likes it that way. After two hours of walking around shirtless, he pulls his favourite t-shirt over his binder. He says, “I am here to make you question,”...
Oh crap.
My time that was supposed to be for studying and homework has been completely sucked up by looking at pictures of guys kissing.
Not that I regret it or anything.
On a scale of A to F, I would grade this paper ‘smiley face.’
– The professor for my online class.
"Painful cuts..."
Hmm, this is starting to sound familiar… Has DCam been talking to his buddy Obama?
gallifreyangato:
xxlostinwonderlandxx:
madman-with-a-laptop:
During sex….
Nine is dominating and possessive.
Ten won’t shut up. Ever.
Eleven just wants to know what is happening to his body and is asking over and over “My what is supposed to go… where now?”
Just thought I would share.
“My what is supposed to go… where now?”
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Four Minute Warning
Alone, I find it. Hidden away and dusty from Twenty years since the last fear of Bomb shelters, radioactivity, and reds. At least the commies would have supported us. Those dirty cocksucking bastards how dare they shit on us, send us to the bin fuck the markets, fuck politicians, fuck this country doesn’t fucking deserve us I breathe. Find my way to the centre And settle. There’s one...
Microsoft Word's dictionary contains neither...
So innocent minded, you are, dear paperclip. I can’t write angry poetry without these words!
The festivities do not commence until my presence is known.
– £ady Kesha (1886)
I Do Not Want To Discuss That With My Boss
kesamama:
So, we had a discussion at work today about Morning After Pills and how they are aquired. I know all about this from school and felt really awkward knowing more about birth control as a high school student than my boss and another nurse did.
Needless to say, I “had to go make a mail run” right about then.
Awkward as that sounds, it is on some level good to hear that high school sex...
This Is What I Do: The Venus Hottentot 1825, by... →
nonmihisolum:
1. Cuvier Science, science, science! Everything is beautiful blown up beneath my glass. Colors dazzle insect wings. A drop of water swirls like marble. Ordinary crumbs become stalactites set in perfect angles of geometry I’d thought impossible. Few will ever see what I see through this…
But your hand's on your heart...: I forgot about... →
kesamama:
krzcowzgomoo:
kesamama:
krzcowzgomoo:
kesamama:
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krzcowzgomoo:
kesamama:
krzcowzgomoo:
averybritishcoup:
and now it’s stone cold.
Now it’s American.
How is cold tea American? I love tea :(
Because we do iced tea? Our tea is almost always cold. If someone asks for tea it will come cold. Or with ice…
Yeah, that would be the difference XD They don’t...
kesamama asked: Kai, I just reblogged something of yours and put a winkie. But it looked SO NON-SEXUAL! You have magical powers.
Things I do when computer is out of commission
kesamama:
sofriel:
Check tumblr on phone. Nap. Read. Write book reviews in journal. Watch artsy European films with Qualiasyn. Ponder meaning of life. Contemplate flinging paint at wall at random in a fit of existential despair. Clean bedroom so mother does not become murderous. Nap more.
Not answer Kelly’s texts.
Only teasing ;)
EDIT: … I think I could out-stalk Qualiasyn if I tried, just...
Things I do when computer is out of commission
Check tumblr on phone.
Nap.
Read.
Write book reviews in journal.
Watch artsy European films with Qualiasyn.
Ponder meaning of life.
Contemplate flinging paint at wall at random in a fit of existential despair.
Clean bedroom so mother does not become murderous.
Nap more.